The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
rip zalfie shippers
Nathan on Capital FM’s advert (x)
I was was awakened early this morning so now I’m blasting music in my ears because my parents are disgusting and my room is above their’s.
Omfg my dog is in their room 😭
I liked them better apart. Those were the days
"I don’t have any talents." - Jay McGuiness
Understatement of the year.